[Bumder]

What are some of your favorite wittiest lines you've heard?

 

[mkour]

whores adore(a-door) me so them ****** try to knock it

 

[mkour]

my chins high like a japanese pilot

 

[xela.]

I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them
I Jack/ I Rob/ I sin,
Ah man, I'm Jackie Robinson
cept when I run base, I dodge the pen

JayHova

 

[b a]

Ask Beavis I get nothin' Butt-head

 

[aquasVIII]

YOU A GUCCI GROUPIE ***** AND IM A PRODIGY(PRADA-G)

 

[Bumder]

Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother
I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother
At the same time, and just say that it ain't mine - Eminem

I'm about a dollar, what the fuck is 50 cent?- Jay-Z

 

[Phuck12]

"When them tops come down, chicks tops come down
Like when them shots come out make cops come around
When the blocks come out I can wake up a small town
Finish off the block then I make my mall rounds "


jigga
not the best but im listening to it now so

 

[Phuck12]

"You ain't gotta screw up your face in front of the kids, wont you lighten up like Michael did"

-Kendrick Lamar

 

[ACooper]

Can't outfart me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Szohr 🌈]

SQUARE ROOT OF 69 IS 8 SOMETHING RIGHT..

 

[WakenBaken89]

I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
And baby I'm just, dyin to cock him

Em

 

[Katsura]

Call me jay dogon I'm on some Sirius shit

 

[JayP.]

I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them
I Jack/ I Rob/ I sin,
Ah man, I'm Jackie Robinson
cept when I run base, I dodge the pen

JayHova

 

[GlockInMySock]

I'm Like New York Football // Giants On Jets.


Cam'ron is the best ever that line is 2 hard >>>>>>

 

[brooklynmishka]

early man tho

 

[OG Silver]

so much coke that you could run the slalom

just because i didnt know rap ****** knew what the slalom is

 

[Jibber Jabber]

"Got your grand momma on my dick....girl you know what it is" - Tyga

 

[bleach]

BENCH PRESS FOR WHAT? I LIFT FOUR-POUNDS.

 

[Emanresu]

whores adore(a-door) me so them ****** try to knock it

who's line is that?