lmfao...MM FOOD said:One day me and my boys were having a kick back with some bitches. Its late and almost everybody passed out except me my homie and a fine bitch
She started giving me head while im sittin on the couch and my homie was like im next.
This bitch just get up in the middle of giving me head to go to the bathroom I was like
So my pants down and my dick hard as fuck sittin on the couch waiting for this bitch to come back from the bathroom
Then my homie walks over to go to kitchen to get another beer this ***** so drunk he falls backwards
and somehow his ass lands on my dick
and to make matters worse this ****** cheap ass kmart denim rips on my hard as a rock dick and I was like oh fuck
this ***** ends up getting 3/4s of my dick lodged in his ass and we look at each other like