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My friend is a self conscious lil fuck boy. i wouldn't be friends with him if I wasn't good friends with his older brother.
Well, he been dating this girl and is all insecure about his masculinity. He thinks she thinks he's a pussy, which he is TBH.
So, he came up with a plan. He wants to take her out to dinner, and have me wait outside (she doesn't know me). He wants me to mug him and let him beat me up and have me run away to make him look tough and protective of her. I said fuck no, but he said he'll pay me $500 (his parents are loaded as hell, money is like toilet paper in his house).
And yes, he did get this idea from an episode of Flight of the Concords..
Well, he been dating this girl and is all insecure about his masculinity. He thinks she thinks he's a pussy, which he is TBH.
So, he came up with a plan. He wants to take her out to dinner, and have me wait outside (she doesn't know me). He wants me to mug him and let him beat me up and have me run away to make him look tough and protective of her. I said fuck no, but he said he'll pay me $500 (his parents are loaded as hell, money is like toilet paper in his house).
And yes, he did get this idea from an episode of Flight of the Concords..