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Basically, I was bored as fuck before and decided to text some Drake lyrics to a slut.  Turns out, it's actually pretty fucking entertaining.  So, let's make a game out of this (for those on this forum who actually talk to girls).  Text a girl using quotes from Aubrey, and then post the results.  If it works, you're officially worthy of listening to Drake.  If you get denied, well, that sucks for you.
 

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Whea7s said:
What you say? lol
hold up, i'll type up the convo after i grab my phone.  i hope other people actually do this cuz it's real fucking funny, especially when the girl is clueless.
 

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Here's mine from earlier, I'll send some more shit out tomorrow.

Me: I know you still think about the times we've had
Slut: okaaay drizzy hahah.  but reallly, i doooo.
Me: i know you do, that's why i just pointed that out
Slut: wooowww you're such an asshole
Me: you think i'm being cocky, but i'm only being honest
Slut: noooo, you're cockyyy, i miss it though
Me: good, i just wanted you to miss me a little when i was gone
Slut: get your assss back into my liiifeeee
Me: girl, i told you i was coming back
Slut: let's hangoutt sooon?
 

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PradaG said:
Here's mine from earlier, I'll send some more shit out tomorrow.

Me: I know you still think about the times we've had
Slut: okaaay drizzy hahah. but reallly, i doooo.
Me: i know you do, that's why i just pointed that out
Slut: wooowww you're such an asshole
Me: you think i'm being cocky, but i'm only being honest
Slut: noooo, you're cockyyy, i miss it though
Me: good, i just wanted you to miss me a little when i was gone
Slut: get your assss back into my liiifeeee
Me: girl, i told you i was coming back
Slut: let's hangoutt sooon?
 

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Drizzy F Weezy said:
lol good shit pradaG

i'd try it too but my service is off on my blackberry

cant wait to do this tho! haha
haha yeah, i find it pretty funny.  tomorrow i def plan on using the "pussy's only pussy and i get it when i need it" line.
 

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PradaG said:
Here's mine from earlier, I'll send some more shit out tomorrow.

Me: I know you still think about the times we've had
Slut: okaaay drizzy hahah.  but reallly, i doooo.
Me: i know you do, that's why i just pointed that out
Slut: wooowww you're such an asshole
Me: you think i'm being cocky, but i'm only being honest
Slut: noooo, you're cockyyy, i miss it though
Me: good, i just wanted you to miss me a little when i was gone
Slut: get your assss back into my liiifeeee
Me: girl, i told you i was coming back
Slut: let's hangoutt sooon?
think this is made up, need proof, but if this really happened, shit is hilarious.

why would she not notice the other lines were from drake if she mentioned it after the first line..
 

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PradaG said:
Here's mine from earlier, I'll send some more shit out tomorrow.

Me: I know you still think about the times we've had
Slut: okaaay drizzy hahah.  but reallly, i doooo.
Me: i know you do, that's why i just pointed that out
Slut: wooowww you're such an asshole
Me: you think i'm being cocky, but i'm only being honest
Slut: noooo, you're cockyyy, i miss it though
Me: good, i just wanted you to miss me a little when i was gone
Slut: get your assss back into my liiifeeee
Me: girl, i told you i was coming back
Slut: let's hangoutt sooon?
loool
 

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I do this shit all the time...

Me: I love big women cause my aunt she rode equestrian
Her: ?

Me: Fuck you pussy ass ***** you should do you
Her: ?

Me: You gon' hype me up and make me catch a body like that
Her: ?

Me: just got a text saying she wish she woulda kept it. The one that I'm laying next to just looked over and read it
Her: -
 

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PradaG said:
Here's mine from earlier, I'll send some more shit out tomorrow.

Me: I know you still think about the times we've had
Slut: okaaay drizzy hahah.  but reallly, i doooo.
Me: i know you do, that's why i just pointed that out
Slut: wooowww you're such an asshole
Me: you think i'm being cocky, but i'm only being honest
Slut: noooo, you're cockyyy, i miss it though
Me: good, i just wanted you to miss me a little when i was gone
Slut: get your assss back into my liiifeeee
Me: girl, i told you i was coming back
Slut: let's hangoutt sooon?
:hah:
 
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