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I am sooooo doing this. I don't even care that the closest race is 6 hours away from me. I'm going. Who wants to go to Indianapolis and do it with me?

"Unlike in a regular running competition, you’re not just running against the clock, but also against an army of bloody, virus infested zombies that want to kill you. Don’t worry though, they’re not really going to kill anyone, just steal all their flags, which represent life points. At the beginning of the race, runners will be equipped with a flag belt, representing their health. If they lose all their flags during the race, they “die” and the zombies win. Runners will still be able to complete the race if they so desire, but they will not be eligible for awards.

The people behind the Run For Your Lives race wanted to reassure participants the zombies are all fed before the race and trained to go only after the health flags, so no direct physical contact between zombies and humans will be allowed. That means you’ll have to rely on speed, strategy and cunning to get passed the brain-hungry fiends. As far of the obstacles, there will be 12 of them, and while runners can choose not to complete all of them, those who don’t get passed all obstacles will not be eligible for awards. Crawling through filthy sewage tubes and finding a way passed a barbed wire fence to reach the finish line are just some of the ordeals you’ll have to get passed in this zombie race."

 

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then we talking live or die.
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And if zombies catch up they kick your ass for a good 10 minutes. It should actually be a life or death situation. Like people should seriously fear there lives.
 

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And if zombies catch up they kick your ass for a good 10 minutes. It should actually be a life or death situation. Like people should seriously fear there lives.
lmfao
 

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And if zombies catch up they kick your ass for a good 10 minutes. It should actually be a life or death situation. Like people should seriously fear there lives.
Just to add to realism, use the Flu (maybe mixed with an ounce of something serious). And have distance thresholds that people need to reach by a certain time. Coupled with ass whoopin' zombies and you have the GOAT race.
 

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Why are white people soo amazed by zombies? I just don't get it.
its not that anyone's amazed by zombies, it would be an entertaining 5k race. I am personally excited for the obstacles and mud and I'm interested to see if I can finish with any flags left.
 

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Just to add to realism, use the Flu (maybe mixed with an ounce something serious). And have distance thresholds that people need to reach by a certain time. Coupled with ass whoopin' zombies and you have the GOAT race.
you're so funny shy...
 

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Just to add to realism, use the Flu (maybe mixed with an ounce something serious). And have distance thresholds that people need to reach by a certain time. Coupled with ass whoopin' zombies and you have the GOAT race.
lmao

Have Kimbo Slice dressed up as a zombie along with Brock Lesnar and the Rock.
You fall and there's a good chance ur never waking up.
 

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its not that anyone's amazed by zombies, it would be an entertaining 5k race. I am personally excited for the obstacles and mud and I'm interested to see if I can finish with any flags left.
You could just do a military training camp thing. And it just seems like anything with zombies white people lose their minds over. I think in Canada they are having zombie paint ball that people were flipping over.
 

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You could just do a military training camp thing. And it just seems like anything with zombies white people lose their minds over. I think in Canada they are having zombie paint ball that people were flipping over.
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thats racist as fuck
 
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