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Sooo one time i was Driving down the Freeway, Right? I decided to shuffle my iPod & Shit....and Akon's "I'm So (Fuckin) Paid" came on
soo i was like "fuck it Broski" i started singing
"I get it in 'til the sun rise
Goin' 90 in a 65
Windows rolled down screamin' Ah!
Hey-ey-ey, I'm so paid"

I started going literally "90 in a 65" During the chorus.... Cuz imma crazy Mufasa
2 miles later
Wouldnt you know a cop sittin right there on the side of the freeway Sniping People....
Fast foreword thru the bullshit i Almost Got arrested
for criminal Driving...
He had me in Cuffs and everything..cuz imma thug n shit......
i eventually talked my way outt of it..
told him "Bitch, don't give me a ticket"
"i was listening to Akon's "Im so paid"
He was like...."mmmmhmmmm Well......I love that Fuckin Song"
"Soo ill let you go.....just next time that song comes on go the fuckin speed limit..."

i was like "WHAT?????"
"yeahh thats what i thought bitch"
WHEW!
Scariest moment of my life! pshh

But i got to thinkin if hadn't of shuffled my iPod...and that song never came on..ii never would have got pulled over!

Destiny!


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what ironic story's y'all got? :popcorn:
 

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thread flopped really hard now that you look back
 

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holy shit, how did you not get a single post?
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