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OK, so last night, i see two figures run across my lawn. When I look out, i see two lil ass ****** about 12 or 11 years old, tryna steal shit outta my garage. DA FUCK :fly: They trippin. These dumbass kids were trying to open my CLOSED FUCKIN GARAGE to steal some shit. They dont even know what the the fuck is in my garage. Damn this shit is crazy. I've lived in My neighborhood for FIVE FUCKIN YEARS in Charlotte NC, and i get at least 8 theft attempts per year.

8 x 5 = 40 Thefts  at Least


In the Christmas of 2008, these Muthafuckas STOLE 3 OF MY MY BLACK SANTAS overnight! :fly: That shit cost 28 Dollars EACH.

28 x 3 = 84 Dollars down the fuckin Toilet


I'm not a Goddamn Big Lots Store. Da Fuck these ****** think they can steal my shit all the damn time?! I call the cops each time, and they do NOTHING but make me and my fam file a report on what happened. Fuck the police in my area!
 

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1. Train to become cop
2. Acquire handcuffs, gun and taser. (tip: use magnets.)
3. Catch kleptos stealing.
4. ????
5. Profit!
 

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Just get a security system for your house bro. Oh, and get those lights that light up when something moves in it's proximity near your garage. Those little fuckers would stop.
 
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