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Uhhh, this is gonna sound funny, but I promise I'm serious...
Old white women flirt with me all the time.
Imma 19 year old black guy and I just don't understand. These women are usually like 60+
They complement my car all the time, and it's just a 1996 Pontiac Firebird. It's a decent car, but for some reason, old white ladies complement it all the time!!!!
At work the other day, an old lady jumped to my register and said "I want you to ring me up cause you're the cutest".
She said it so loud that all the customers stared at me.
I also have a co-worker (40 year old white lady) who told me she likes me.
I picked up my senior pictures yesterday, and the desk lady opened them up and said "OMG, you're so cute!!!" and the other old white ladies joined in and agreed. It was sooo embarrassing.
Oh yeah, my next door neighbor who is a 60+ widow came up to me randomly while I was checking my mailbox and told me "OMG, my dog has been waiting to meet you for so long".
^^There a few things wrong with her statement...
1. I've been living in my house 5 years and she has had the same dogs. I've been in and over to her house several times.
2. She RARELY walks her dogs or releases from the gate.
3. I work all the time, so her dog never even sees me. I usually get home late at night.
Her approach and the way she said it was totally flirting with me.
And there are other instances.
Not to say there aren't young white girls that come on to me, but I just don't understand why I attract elderly white women.
Old white women flirt with me all the time.
Imma 19 year old black guy and I just don't understand. These women are usually like 60+
They complement my car all the time, and it's just a 1996 Pontiac Firebird. It's a decent car, but for some reason, old white ladies complement it all the time!!!!
At work the other day, an old lady jumped to my register and said "I want you to ring me up cause you're the cutest".
She said it so loud that all the customers stared at me.
I also have a co-worker (40 year old white lady) who told me she likes me.
I picked up my senior pictures yesterday, and the desk lady opened them up and said "OMG, you're so cute!!!" and the other old white ladies joined in and agreed. It was sooo embarrassing.
Oh yeah, my next door neighbor who is a 60+ widow came up to me randomly while I was checking my mailbox and told me "OMG, my dog has been waiting to meet you for so long".
^^There a few things wrong with her statement...
1. I've been living in my house 5 years and she has had the same dogs. I've been in and over to her house several times.
2. She RARELY walks her dogs or releases from the gate.
3. I work all the time, so her dog never even sees me. I usually get home late at night.
Her approach and the way she said it was totally flirting with me.
And there are other instances.
Not to say there aren't young white girls that come on to me, but I just don't understand why I attract elderly white women.