I expect this won’t turn out great but I’m really bored and has a bad day so maybe someone will also be bored enough to humor me. The song I would choose in this scenario would be “Brass In Pocket.” I can’t help it. I have no sane reason but the song actually hurts me in a crazy way, like fingernails on a chalkboard but not quite. Even the thought of the video hurts. It’s been this way for me for my entire life (80s baby, brand new MTV generation which loved to have this song played six thousand times a day I think.) Yet, everyone and I mean everyone I know loses their minds when it comes on. It’s like a dog whistle. I’m so sorry.