SWIM asked me to make this thread, because he knew I was a member of KTT. SWIM wants to be EXACTLY
(well who doesn't, right?). So I'm starting this list of how to be like Kanye in every way possible. Help me out here.
1. Be very fashionable/Wear swagged out clothing
- One of Kanye's top priorities is fashion, If you can afford it, wear designer clothing such as Gucci and Louis Vuitton. Be up to date on fashion in general, attend fashion shows, know a lot of models etc etc.
2. Be VERY Egotistical
- Believe you are the shit. Make everyone else believe you are the shit. If it means occasionally being an asshole, then occasionally be an asshole. Speak your mind at all times
, let everyone around you know that your presence should be felt.
3. Be a Mama's Boy
- Kanye West was a HUGE Mama's boy before she passed away (may she R.I.P). He let virtually nothing get in between the love him and his mama had for each other. This is very important. Protect your mama at all times.
4. Produce Music/ Become a Rapper
- Obviously, this is what West is known for. You can skip this step if required, but at least be very up to date on music in general. And find a way to make a lot of money some other way. Be into a lot of different kinds of music, from hip hop to indie to electronic. Learn to play a little bit of keyboard.
5. Never let anything come between you and your money
- (Except for your mama). Make a lot of money, (you'll see why in the next step). Don't be stingy with it though, if Mr. West wants something, he buys it almost immediately.
6. Have expensive taste
- Spare no expense to make yourself completely happy. Make everyone think that you're rich, spend money that you don't have, even. But don't be too generous. Spend almost all of it on yourself.
7. Date a model
- Kanye settles for only the best looking women in the world. Find a way to make this happen, it will make even more people think you're the shit.
8. Interrupt bitches when they about to speak
9. Wear women's clothing
- it's considered fashionable in some circles. Just fucking do it.
10. Post pictures of your veiny dick
- "She find pictures in my email..."