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How do I get rid of my new hamster

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my friend asked me to take his hamster permanently and i impulsively said yes like an idiot. here's the issue. i hate rodents. i don't even wanna touch the thing. none of my friends wanna take it. what do I do?
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venus said:
take a picture of it with the flash on
Throw it out of the window while you're on the highway. Don't even think about it. Don't even look at the hamster. Put it in a McDonald's bag if u want. Problem solved and now u don't feel guilty
hideyourlies said:
Throw it out of the window while you're on the highway. Don't even think about it. Don't even look at the hamster. Put it in a McDonald's bag if u want. Problem solved and now u don't feel guilty
What in the fuck is wrong with you sociopaths lmfao
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My hamster got stuck behind the wheel and died :whoa:


when i was younger i got two more after, and one got pregnant. It started shitting out little pink babies all over the place :damn: I was so scared. I thought those things were little alien species of some sort.

So i got scared to go near the cage and feed it :snoopsmh: THEN THE MOTHER STARTED EATING THE BABIES OUT OF HUNGER :jordancry:
Had to throw the whole cage away. Fuck hamsters
FullSend Czar said:
My hamster got stuck behind the wheel and died :whoa:


when i was younger i got two more after, and one got pregnant. It started shitting out little pink babies all over the place :damn: I was so scared. I thought those things were little alien species of some sort.

So i got scared to go near the cage and feed it :snoopsmh: THEN THE MOTHER STARTED EATING THE BABIES OUT OF HUNGER :jordancry:
Had to throw the whole cage away. Fuck hamsters
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Beautiful Morning ⛈ said:
Jesus y’all are fucking terrible. Ask your friend to take it back or try to find a new home for it. Call a vets office and see if they can find anyone to take it in
Level Up said:
What in the fuck is wrong with you sociopaths lmfao
FullSend Czar said:
My hamster got stuck behind the wheel and died :whoa:


when i was younger i got two more after, and one got pregnant. It started shitting out little pink babies all over the place :damn: I was so scared. I thought those things were little alien species of some sort.

So i got scared to go near the cage and feed it :snoopsmh: THEN THE MOTHER STARTED EATING THE BABIES OUT OF HUNGER :jordancry:
Had to throw the whole cage away. Fuck hamsters
why the FUCK did your parents allow you to have animals :hah: :snoopsmh:
thirdeyeboomin said:
you should learn to love it because it will make you a better person
this or find someone who will, also no names BUT some people in the thread should have been aborted 
YoungFashioned said:
yooooo shit went down like a regular piece of shit :dead:
I'm done :clap:
ballinstalin said:
If you get rid of it it would become a xhamster
:hah:
venus said:
take a picture of it with the flash on
😭
NakedBalenciaga said:
First you should fuck it

Then you should eat it

:dash:
Reported.
Crying at you not even wanting to touch it
venus said:
take a picture of it with the flash on
some Drake n Josh shit
make that shit swallow yo thang no rubber
str8 raw
Ye. said:
my friend asked me to take his hamster permanently and i impulsively said yes like an idiot. here's the issue. i hate rodents. i don't even wanna touch the thing. none of my friends wanna take it. what do I do?
hamsters are cute cuddly creatures that can't hurt you in any way. just hold it, feed it and try to have fun with it
FullSend Czar said:
My hamster got stuck behind the wheel and died :whoa:


when i was younger i got two more after, and one got pregnant. It started shitting out little pink babies all over the place :damn: I was so scared. I thought those things were little alien species of some sort.

So i got scared to go near the cage and feed it :snoopsmh: THEN THE MOTHER STARTED EATING THE BABIES OUT OF HUNGER :jordancry:
Had to throw the whole cage away. Fuck hamsters
Brooooo lmfao
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