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How do I get rid of my new hamster

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my friend asked me to take his hamster permanently and i impulsively said yes like an idiot. here's the issue. i hate rodents. i don't even wanna touch the thing. none of my friends wanna take it. what do I do?
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No My Name Is FLACCO said:
false, fuck them hamsters
did you get traumatized with hamsters in your childhood
loner said:
No My Name Is FLACCO said:
My jawn killed herself #OnGod. Came back from vacation she was in the mop bucket floating dawg. To answer your question, go on vacation and leave the cage open on accident
:koolaid:
ufo said:
this is an opportunity to start liking hamsters, they're very chill, friendly, and their shit is really small, give yourself a chance
honestly i'm starting to respect the hamster but there are two things holding me back from being a good owner of it:

i don't wanna touch it bc i just fear rodents but i can get over that
i live in a dorm (no roommate thank god) but since hamsters are nocturnal it keeps me up at night. all i hear is that fucking wheel.
No My Name Is FLACCO said:
My jawn killed herself #OnGod. Came back from vacation she was in the mop bucket floating dawg. To answer your question, go on vacation and leave the cage open on accident
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Ye. said:
honestly i'm starting to respect the hamster but there are two things holding me back from being a good owner of it:

i don't wanna touch it bc i just fear rodents but i can get over that
i live in a dorm (no roommate thank god) but since hamsters are nocturnal it keeps me up at night. all i hear is that fucking wheel.
Earplugs
release him in a nearby forest, let the selective pressures of natural selection either build him into a thug ass hamster or maybe he’ll get killed by the first day
Put him up on letgo or Craigslist. Someone will pick him up
Ye. said:
honestly i'm starting to respect the hamster but there are two things holding me back from being a good owner of it:

i don't wanna touch it bc i just fear rodents but i can get over that
i live in a dorm (no roommate thank god) but since hamsters are nocturnal it keeps me up at night. all i hear is that fucking wheel.
I hope you get over touching it soon because hamsters are quite sweet and adorable. And as for the wheel get one of those quiet hamster wheels (shouldn’t be that much to buy one)
No My Name Is FLACCO said:
My jawn killed herself #OnGod. Came back from vacation she was in the mop bucket floating dawg. To answer your question, go on vacation and leave the cage open on accident
:cryhah:
Ye. said:
honestly i'm starting to respect the hamster but there are two things holding me back from being a good owner of it:

i don't wanna touch it bc i just fear rodents but i can get over that
i live in a dorm (no roommate thank god) but since hamsters are nocturnal it keeps me up at night. all i hear is that fucking wheel.
dude its a little thingie...tf....be friend with him, he wont bite you unless you start crushing him or something, and even if it bites, you wont even feel it..
if you have problems sleeping just detach the wheel when you go to sleep and put it back when you wake up, take him in your hand and play with the lil guy, make him walk over your arms or something
Most of the posters itt should not be around animals
Beautiful Morning ⛈ said:
Most of the posters itt should not be around animals
Most of the posters itt are animals.
you should learn to love it because it will make you a better person
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