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How did Adam & Eve get on Earth

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like come out the ground or some shit

just appear like some star trek shit
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god told adam do not eat the apple . but he did . so ya. then adam and eve fucked and made babies and those babies fucked each other .. oh shittt we are all bastard children
Eve came from Adam's rib, according to the bible.
Didn't "God" create Adam and then later form Eve from his rib?
Our god created simulated nature and put the A.I. on. We're all on one big simulation on his hard drive.
Axyend said:
From a volcano, I believe.
most believable so far
ADHD said:
most believable so far
Old testament isn't true. it's just stories to teach lessons.
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maplesyrup said:
god told adam do not eat the apple . but he did . so ya. then adam and eve fucked and made babies and those babies fucked each other .. oh shittt we are all bastard children
I thought Eve ate the apple?
CT said:
I thought Eve ate the apple?
Eve is Adam.
TracyDoubleD said:
evolution
so cavemen be like fuk dis

ima be all human n shit now huh
Mr West said:
Old testament isn't true. it's just stories to teach lessons.
never read the bible.never will
Mr West said:
Old testament isn't true. it's just stories to teach lessons.
New testament*

Jesus wasnt in the Old
Adam and Eve, along with most Bible stories are metaphorical figures.
Masked Mamba said:
New testament*

Jesus wasnt in the Old
Adam and Eve weren't in the New
ADHD said:
so cavemen be like fuk dis

ima be all human n shit now huh
lmao bingo my *****
ADHD said:
never read the bible.never will
then don't ask stupid questions about it. read it, then ask questions
Mr West said:
Adam and Eve weren't in the New
:wut:

I didnt say that.
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