[mmonty86]

I'm dating this Christian girl right now. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and fuck me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it. What should I do?

 

[8th]

You have a son?

I was just about to ask this lol

 

[Block]

Is this a legit question?

 

[Brennan]

Tell her you want her to suck some more sons out yo dick.

 

[K N E E S]

 

[Storm]

How old are you?

 

[mmonty86]

Aren't you like 12?

Let's not get bogged down in the details.

 

[Storm]

Let's not get bogged down in the details.

LMFAO really....

 

[mmonty86]

all you need to know is that she's not a ho
And to get with her you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough

Your rhyming is impeccable. I'm just not sure if she'd be interested in hearing that. Perhaps, I'll try it after she's done praying?

 

[UnBanWestFan]

Give her reasons to not believe in God.

For tips, check the Atheist thread.

 

[mmonty86]

I feel ya. I had an experience like this once:

I got this paranoid chick, she's scared to come to the house
A evangelical who says ouch before I whip it out
I got this chick with Jesus Christ on her skull
She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?"
I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass
you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half

Jigga? Is that a biblical term? I'm not really into reading religious texts. Sometimes I read it when I need some bathroom reading material, but I'm more of a comic strip man.

 

[UnBanWestFan]

Jigga? Is that a biblical term? I'm not really into reading religious texts. Sometimes I read it when I need some bathroom reading material, but I'm more of a comic strip man.

You're playing stupid, right?

 

[mmonty86]

I'm pretty sure anyone could get pussy if they put this on.

This very well could be the key to her pants, and subsequently debasing everything she stands for.

 

[mmonty86]

You're playing stupid, right?

:scared:

 

[8th]

I just wan't to know about the son situation

 

[mmonty86]

I just wan't to know about the son situation

haha, I'll be honest...It's merely a quote from a television show. I was just curious to see if anyone would get it. But, fail topic is fail.

 

[N03]

I'm dating this Christian girl right now. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and fuck me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it. What should I do?

did you get with her?

 

[Stay Golden]

Posting in legendary thread

 

[Golden Grahams]

 

[mmonty86]

haha, I honestly don't remember this shit.