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Today in class some girl asked me what time it was.

My armpits started dripping with sweat since i got nervous. I never really talked to a girl before unless we were related.
My hands got all shaky and i started to get hives & twitches. (I have gynophobia..)

I finally, after about 10 seconds, managed to get my phone out of my pocket. My pants got tight since i had a boner..
She had on a turtleneck, needless to say i could see everything. It was nicely manufactured. Cashmere i believe. :allears:

Anyway, i said "It's 1:16" and my voice was cracking.

She said, "Ummm.. thanks?" And i mustered up the courage to say the GOAT response.

I said, "Don't mention it bucko!". :datass:

She smiled at me. It was a weird smile.

It looked like she was holding back a laugh, but i think it was a smile of horniness. :dno:


Does she want the D? :xmasohno:
 

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On Monday i might try to talk to her. :xmasohno:

How do i start a conversation with her though?

I think it would be pretty badass if i were to say, "Ayyyyyyyyy!" and shoot a finger gun at her as i approach her.

Girls like finger guns.. right?
 
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