[kapitalkapital]

Heres the situation: I'm tryna get laid, we commute about 30-45 mins to the city to party and hit up bars/clubs. I've had a situation where I think I could have escalated it to my car. But kinda thought it was a bad idea, idk. My gameplan is either go with her to wherever or take it back to my car, what ya'll think would be the best plan of action for these nights out. Tbh haven't had car sex in years and i was thinking i could drive to secluded spots in the city and fuck in my car. (I don't plan to get laid every night, but I had this fine ass latina that was down asf, I didn't expect it)

Go easy on me

 

[Ky]

church parking lots are the goat

 

[The Weekdy]

church parking lots are the goat

Ok this Satan

 

[Ky]

Ok this Satan

nah frfr they're so empty and big

 

[SlicedBread+]

Get a hotel you heathen.

 

[SUR3]

nah frfr they're so empty and big

which makes cops curious af

 

[kapitalkapital]

Get a hotel you heathen.

Possibility

 

[Ky]

which makes cops curious af

never been caught

 

[kapitalkapital]

which makes cops curious af

I was thinkin an secluded alley, but thats sketch

 

[Guest]

Ive never had car sex before. whats it like?

 

[kapitalkapital]

Ive never had car sex before. whats it like?

It kinda sucks tbh but it gets the job done. I'm about 6'2 and it's really only one position i can be in

 

[Guest]

It kinda sucks tbh but it gets the job done. I'm about 6'2 and it's really only one position i can be in

Lol im also 6'2 but i drive a mazda 3

I dont even fit in the back of my car

 

[kapitalkapital]

Lol im also 6'2 but i drive a mazda 3

I dont even fit in the back of my car

Put the seat all the way back and let her ride you

 

[Guest]

Put the seat all the way back and let her ride you

Yea I was assuming that would probably be the only position that works

 

[urba]

what's your car?

 

[kapitalkapital]

what's your car?

Saturn Vue 2005

 

[kapitalkapital]

what's your car?

I can put the seats down and make sort of a bed lol

 

[urba]

I can put the seats down and make sort of a bed lol

Yeah that's a nice car, I'll definitely have sex in that car.
Im still getting laid in my Forester from time to time, but I've never make that bed movement because ain't no one got time for that lmao but I'll try it the next time, sounds cool tbh

 

[dad]

GET THAT NUT IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE 😩😩💦💦

 

[ovodennis]

church parking lots are the goat

this true.

source: fingered someone in a church parking lot