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Hey guys, does anyone else know who Bo Burnham is? He's absolutely hilarious and actually one of the most clever guys I have ever heard.

For those who don't know, he has 2 CDs: Bo Burnham and Words, Words, Words.

I'm now going to post lyrics from his song Words, Words, Words, and hopefully by doing this, some people can help me understand all of the lines!! I need a little help lol. He raps sometimes, even though hes white haha, but hes a comedian, its funny, and he's better at writing than a bunch of "rappers" today.

Again, hes a comedian, so if anything here is found offensive, he's just joking. haha

Words, Words, Words Lyrics

I'm a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady, but nice cuz I texted Haiti
Ninety lady cops in the road, and I'm arrested for doin eighty
Like Hamlet, cuz I'm all about words, words, words
Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds
I'm a gay sea otter: I blow other dudes out of the water
I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, cold and fly like an artic puff, and
Puffin whacky tebacky, hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki
And I've been rockin this mic before electricity, way back in 1000 B.C.E.
That's before the common era, era, era, eraaa
I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up
Chick's got a dixie cup, I got a dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up
A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person
I give the perspective a switch, and Bo talks in the third person
Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts

I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hypocrite
A hungry hungry hippo-crit
I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hypocrite

Met a girl named Macy, had sex with her all day
But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA
We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer, semi-colon;
Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking,
Atticus Finch, killing, mocking
Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood
Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon
To relax my mind, I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time, and
Rhyme in mathematical time, and syntax impacts the intact hymen
I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider
Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her)
I thought AIDS was a butt virus, like conjunction junction conjuctivitis
I spit gold bars cuz I was molested by my uncle Midas,
Gay dads blow pops, another sucker, Oedipus was the first motherfucker

I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hypocrite
A hungry hungry hippo-crit
I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hypocrite

We the people of the USA, jose, we're not talkin to you, esse (USA)
We got a border in order to keep you out
It's what my NYU essay's about
Cuz we're xenophobic warrior princess, molested by my Uncle Sam, is that insest?
I want you to smell my finger, does my nephew's scent still linger?
South of queers, north of hell, the queer one's suck and the brown one's smell
We guard the border and we guard it well
But some slip through the cracks of the Liberty Bell
Did I say liberty? I meant Taco, Paco, hey you better let that rock go
Cuz in real life, Goliath wins
And then sells all the silk that the widow spins

I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hypocrite
A hungry hungry hippo-crit
I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hypocrite





 

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papadopolis1024 said:
I saw him at Clemson. He's legit. Totally hilarious.
haha yeah dude my cousin saw him and was gonna take me but I couldn't go. I'll probably go see him sometime in the future tho.
 

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Dude is great. Although I think he may be too quick and smart with some of his content for a lot of people to catch on and hang in there with him.

He's awesome though.
 

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mattandr3ws said:
Dude is great. Although I think he may be too quick and smart with some of his content for a lot of people to catch on and hang in there with him.

He's awesome though.
yeah that's why I need to write out the lyrics to realize all the meanings! He very rarely has filler lines.
 

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So glad someone made this thread. I just saw him last Sunday, hilarious show. I talked to him after the show, he was really nice and appreciative. Incredibly clever with all of his stuff. Definitely need to get the new CD.
 

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Oogity said:
So glad someone made this thread. I just saw him last Sunday, hilarious show. I talked to him after the show, he was really nice and appreciative. Incredibly clever with all of his stuff. Definitely need to get the new CD.
haha awesome dude! I love his stuff, hes hilarious. And I just felt someone needed to show the guy appreciation. new cd is great btw.
 

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Yeah, I watched the special when it aired on Comedy Central, and I loved all of it.

If anyone gets the chance to see him on his tour, do so. Definitely worthwhile.
 

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this guy is awesome...been a fan ever since I saw the "My whole family..." video...and damn this dude can rap...even though you could never take him seriously because of his voice, tone and overall demeanor...dude would spit circles around so many rappers...
 

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i watched his stuff when he was just some kid on youtube and thought it was hilarious... cant believe he's gonna be rich because of it, now.... good for him, though. seems like a good guy.
 

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I honestly think if someone with a great voice sang this, it would be seen as such a huge introspective song about culture...
 

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Agreed. He does have a good voice though, just not a standard recurring artist's voice. Random tidbit: he's tall as fuck. He's like 6'5".
 
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