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Best ASAP Yams tweets compiled in this thread (RIP)

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#1 ·
in rehab listening to acoustic sublime covers and kissing bitches with daddy issues on the forehead lols

real life shit the ending of fresh prince was some wierdo shit how will moms and lisa pops finessed their wedding

i need tall bitch that dunk on me when we playin ball

fuckin goth bitches with condoms made from the skin of slayed velociraptors

molly water in my i.v. bag

my goth bitch make airplane noise when she feed me while i wear coogi baby bib

watching autopsy video wit my goth bitch with justin bieber trust issues dubbed over it

drop 75 racks to fuck my goth bitch in ass to clams casino avril lavinge mash up ju heard

need me real goth bitch that use the word eternal damnation in her daily vocab

SELFIE WITH THE MAILMAN FOR NOT BRINGING ME NO BILLS TODAY

need goth bitch that can sext me through ouija board

sorry no reception on stunna island
 
#172 ·
something from the realniggatumblr days:

"So I was chillin at a BBQ in Harlem this past weekend with a couple of the homies drunk as shit. There was this one dude at the function who looked out of place like a mothafucka. Homeboy had the jail bird simon adebisi swaggin to the maximum with the slippers, khakis, and colored wifebeater. He came to me with the fuckshit and started tellin me bout how he wants to be a rapper and he just came home from a bid. He starts freestylin out of no where for me, and I’m thinkin wow he straight raw uncut booty. Dude sounded like goddamn lost member of the 69 Boyz. So I’m right in the midst of cutting him off and refilling up my cup, when homeboy said “I drag the ***** in the cell and straight do em in the ass”. My face just went blank my whole body went stuck from hearin that shit I couldn’t believe what I just heard. What’s more shocking was that he was ice-grillin and all that while he said that line as if it were some regular activities. By then I’m thinkin it may not be the best idea to walk away and get this off brand Terry Crews ***** angry. I ain’t gon lie I was scared for my manhood. I pretended to get a phone call and walked to the other side of the block. The End…"