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Harry Potter fans in the millions took both joy and dissapointment in the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, of the famous Harry Potter series. The book was superbly written just as the six other books which drew praise, it was however dissapointing for fans that J.K. Rowling had ended the series right at that point in 2007.

Many still had hoped that Rowling would return to her series as many other authors such as Arthur Conan Doyle did with Sherlock Holmes. J.K. Rowling finally announced in late March that she would probably be writing an eighth book to be completed by late 2011 after she was pressured by her daughter, Jessica to pick up the pen and continue the series funnily enough.

For those who would like to see Harry’s life as a parent ninteen years later in the Harry Potter canon, then think again!

In a press release to the BBC, Rowling stated that “Harry’s had enough in his life already” so “it’s time to center in on Dudley Dursley, Harry’s cousin, and his family. He’s been shoved aside as a Muggle, but as the new generation of Hogwarts students arrive, there’ll be more room for him in the plot – especially with another Hogwarts acceptance letter in the family.”


Rowling hinted that Dunstable, the son of Dudley, might be attending Hogwarts alongside Harry and co.’s children: Albus, James, et cetera.

As if the Dursley family haven’t had enough in their lives already after seven books! So the story won’t obviously center around Harry Potter anymore but more on the next generation. It is not known at this time if the 8th book will be turned into a movie like the other books.

Whether the book will focus on Harry Potter or not, that doesn’t matter as it is undoubtable that J.K. Rowling will conjure up another magical book – yet again.

 

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Meh, she should have killed that fucker in the last book and been done with it.
 

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What's a Harry Potter book without Harry fucking someone up or something?

Anyway, good to see that I can look forward to another book.
 

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One of the comments from the site posted in the link was hilarious by 'Mad Dick Moody'

"THE NEW BOOK CAME OUT!!! its called harry potter and the chamber of sluts!! man it was good! it starts off with harry and ron running a train on hermione on the hogwarts express! how ironic!! harry is fuckin her from behind while ron is getin is dick sucked! later in the story they find out the chamber of sluts have been opend again!! OOO FUCK!! ron goes searching for the chamber and finds 3 sluts inside! but they tie him up and beat the fuck out of him! meanwhile harry is having a threesome with ginny and luna! harry cums in there face and then he goes and looks for ron! he finds ron but he has a broomstick up his ass! the sluts are gone and fucking everyone at hogwarts! harry and ron go to hagrids and find him fucking one of the sluts in the asshole! BRACE YOURSELVES EVERYONE!! hagrid gets aids and dies! the sluts escape leaving it open for the next book!! "harry potter and the skank whores of azkaban" i cant wait! it ends good though there a huge orgy at the going away feast!! yaw need to read it! its a really good book for all ages!! "

HAHAH
 

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Im not sure if this a right move, It would of been better if she just left the series and done something different in the harry potter world or something completely new.
 

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Mikel said:
One of the comments from the site posted in the link was hilarious by 'Mad Dick Moody'

"THE NEW BOOK CAME OUT!!! its called harry potter and the chamber of sluts!! man it was good! it starts off with harry and ron running a train on hermione on the hogwarts express! how ironic!! harry is fuckin her from behind while ron is getin is dick sucked! later in the story they find out the chamber of sluts have been opend again!! OOO FUCK!! ron goes searching for the chamber and finds 3 sluts inside! but they tie him up and beat the fuck out of him! meanwhile harry is having a threesome with ginny and luna! harry cums in there face and then he goes and looks for ron! he finds ron but he has a broomstick up his ass! the sluts are gone and fucking everyone at hogwarts! harry and ron go to hagrids and find him fucking one of the sluts in the asshole! BRACE YOURSELVES EVERYONE!! hagrid gets aids and dies! the sluts escape leaving it open for the next book!! "harry potter and the skank whores of azkaban" i cant wait! it ends good though there a huge orgy at the going away feast!! yaw need to read it! its a really good book for all ages!! "

HAHAH
Lmao.
 

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Aldor said:
Meh, she should have killed that fucker in the last book and been done with it.
He did get killed (sort of).
I really do wish she woulda went nuclear with the ending of book 7 though.
 

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Mikel said:
One of the comments from the site posted in the link was hilarious by 'Mad Dick Moody'

"THE NEW BOOK CAME OUT!!! its called harry potter and the chamber of sluts!! man it was good! it starts off with harry and ron running a train on hermione on the hogwarts express! how ironic!! harry is fuckin her from behind while ron is getin is dick sucked! later in the story they find out the chamber of sluts have been opend again!! OOO FUCK!! ron goes searching for the chamber and finds 3 sluts inside! but they tie him up and beat the fuck out of him! meanwhile harry is having a threesome with ginny and luna! harry cums in there face and then he goes and looks for ron! he finds ron but he has a broomstick up his ass! the sluts are gone and fucking everyone at hogwarts! harry and ron go to hagrids and find him fucking one of the sluts in the asshole! BRACE YOURSELVES EVERYONE!! hagrid gets aids and dies! the sluts escape leaving it open for the next book!! "harry potter and the skank whores of azkaban" i cant wait! it ends good though there a huge orgy at the going away feast!! yaw need to read it! its a really good book for all ages!! "

HAHAH
i'm stealing this
 

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King Domo said:
He did get killed (sort of).
I really do wish she woulda went nuclear with the ending of book 7 though.
 
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