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ZKay201 said:
damn bro, u quoted me a year later.

it went horrible. she curved me. she was hot af. the day of the date i heard her in class talking to some girls about facetiming some dude all night. so i texted her and asked her if we were still going and she said that she couldnt. then she curved me again. we went to prom but instead of sitting with me on the bus she sit with one of her friends. honestly felt like such a loser at that point, only person who was sitting alone.

however life works it self out. i now have a girlfriend who i am very happy with and she is not even an afterthought
hate bitches, ugh
 

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larryfish said:

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

the ex is known to be THE most hung guy in texas, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed ricardo's girl's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with the ex barely able to force it past the knob, and ricardos girl moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on the ex's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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just read the first three pages and then the last three pages of this thread. shit was cute from the first few pages, what in the fuck happened ITT? :floyd:
 

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death2weebs said:
Idk if i'd say better lmfaooo, but bet

We need more threads like that one where dude showed all the food his girl made him :damn:
thread comes with its own rise and fall arc over the span of a year lool, i've never seen this for any thread ever. this some anime ass shit :hah:
 

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DMWR said:
thread comes with its own rise and fall arc over the span of a year lool, i've never seen this for any thread ever. this some anime ass shit :hah:
I'mma hit you back going through it now.

This better entertain me through this brisket sandwich! :damn:

I'm weak at everyone saying he looks like a girl, I didn't see it till his "another one post"
 
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