Kanye To The: Kanye West

not even going to happen tbh

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#YOLO

tbh

set up a webcam in the bed room shes staying in and stream it for KTT tbh

my dad's friend from his college days is visiting and they have a daughter my age (18). they'll be staying at my house for three days…how do i get the **** in case she turns out to be fine.

OP dad will hit friend. Place your bets KTT

Real Talk:
1) give her a small tour 'round your town
2) go out for ice cream or some **** small like dat
3) late night movie at the crib
4) slip her that D

That'll get you to some tongue at least

not even going to happen tbh

most likely an L tbh

she probably not even gonna be hot

#YOLO

*dead* ...

literally ...

awwwww sheeeeeiiit  double entendre ask me how if u dont understand

not even going to happen tbh

most likely an L tbh

she probably not even gonna be hot

#inb4thechickisauseronkttandisreadingthis

Update when she arrive

#YOLO

LOOL

Buy a lot of chocolate OP. Girls like chocolate. And Ice Cream.

Sounds like OP is going to be fat as **** when he eats it all when he's rejected and becomes depressed.

my dad's friend from his college days is visiting and they have a daughter my age (18). they'll be staying at my house for three days…how do i get the **** in case she turns out to be fine.

when shes settling into her room and the doors open walk past it then hit her with this

women love to get eaten out by anyone hell anything...you know they invented the peanut butter trick right....but anyway cunnilingus is always the  answer always

set up a webcam in the bed room shes staying in and stream it for KTT tbh

tbh

set up a webcam in the bed room shes staying in and stream it for KTT tbh