Kanye To The: Kanye West

LOLOLOL

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Like anyone is gonna read that wall of text

Double entendre

Double entendre

OH SNAP

Just what L&A needed

TL;DR

Don't be a ****
Don't be boring
Don't be desperate/try too hard
Learn how to carry a convo
Don't be overly sarcastic cuz ****es be dumb and don't recognize sarcasm thru text and catch feelings

it actually says go ahead and use sarcasm just make it clear

cool thread tbh

this is pretty legit

i would add to not get a girl too used to texting you all the time cause it just leads straight to the friendzone when you become her text pal and ****.

establish dominance by having her call or pick up calls, and texting back whenever the **** you feel lie.

also, dont keep texting a chick if she doesn't respond.

the focus is on actually kick it or talking, not texting.

of course this changes when you get closer to them. I feel like when I text chicks a lot I'm putting more energy into them than necesarry, and it also comes off that way.

I Told The **** make me à sandwich                She Sad: no why wud i                                    I Sad cuz you à hoe.                                        She Sad Pay Me

lowkey just used that ''stop'' text

lowkey just used that ''stop'' text

Its a classic

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lowkey just used that ''stop'' text

what was her response

is it a good idea to drunk text a girl. cause i feel like i say better things over text when im inebriated.

what was her response

She was like your not that special! And I was like yeah I am and hit her with a and she was like says who? And I was like your heart and she hit me with a heart and said I was right... Lol.

is it a good idea to drunk text a girl. cause i feel like i say better things over text when im inebriated.

 only if shes the dtf type. otherwise you wake up in the morning feeling like an idiot

She was like your not that special! And I was like yeah I am and hit her with a and she was like says who? And I was like your heart and she hit me with a heart and said I was right... Lol.

She was like your not that special! And I was like yeah I am and hit her with a and she was like says who? And I was like your heart and she hit me with a heart and said I was right... Lol.

probably gonna use that tbh

SWEAR TO GOD I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO USE THAT "STOP" TEXT. I INVENTED THAT **** NIGGA