Kanye To The: Kanye West

I JUST GOT THE BEST ****ING NEWS OF MY LIFE.

So, my cousin is really high up in the company Absolut. And do y'all remember when kanye did that commercial for them? Apparently my cousin got to know ye during this time, and they still keep in contact from time to time. So I've never really know this cousin up until a couple months ago. And he JUST REVEALED ALL THIS TO ME.

And here comes the best ****ing part.

I told him about how I'm going to one of the LA shows like a week ago, and he just told me I'M GOING TO GET TO HANG OUT BACKSTAGE WITH YE AND JAY FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES. 20 ****ing minutes! So holy **** guys, I'm like shaking with excitement. Help me come up with some questions to ask them. Im for sure gonna mention KTT to them!

THIS IS 100% NOT A TROLL. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERS LIFE.


THE STORY:


So I arrive at the staples center around 6:55. I go up to willcall and show them my ID, and then they're like "come with me". So me and my mom get led all around the staples center (big place) until we finally get led backstage. On the way there I see Drake, Big Sean, and Cudi walking off somewhere. But damn, EVERYONE was blazing back there.

Finally, we come to this room and as our guide opens the door she asks "Are you ready?" and I'm like "Girl, more then you know". So she opens the door and there they are sitting on a couch. Jay was on his phone texting and Ye had headphones on with one of his Macbooks. My heart instantly dropped, but I kept my cool.

Jay asked me "Sup man" and shook my hand. Kanye muttered something like "How ya doin man" and took off his headphones and put his macbook to the side. "So you're the kid that's related to bob?" Kanye said. And I'm like "Yeah, that's me haha....". So Jay asks if I want pictures and I told him it's just a privelege to get to meet them, and that I didn't want photos. Both of their eyes lit up and they were like well alright then, that's different for a change.

So I started off by saying congratulations to Jay on being a father. He really appreciated that. And I told them how much I appreciated them putting out good music and ****. They were really greatful and Kanye smiled a lot . So then I'm like "Hell, I'm even a member of Kanye's fan site". And it takes Kanye a second and he's like "Kanyetothe?" . And I tell em yes sir. Then he goes on a little talk about how Mike Dean showed it to him one time and there was a topic about "What you would do with a night alone with Yeezy". And I'm like I'm really sorry about that.

But then he's like nahhhh, it's cool. A lot of the other stuff was really awesome. He said "It's fans like you guys that keep me making music. So thank you. Tell them that too."

So then I'm like Jay, WTT 2? And he said he didn't wanna say too much but that they were still "Making songs". Then I told Kanye that I missed out on GITD because you have to be over 21. He even apologized for that, saying that he didn't want to do that but somebody made him do it (don't remember the name). THEN he said the GITD TOUR DVD was supposed to come out, but he could never "settle" on it, and that there were a lot of problems with releasing it.

I even had the courage to ask "I can't wait for new music, gonna drop any soon." And Jay said "Expect it from both of us. A lot. You'll prolly get sick of us." And I'm like naw never. I asked Kanye about the rumors of him dropping another Grad type album and he said this and I quote.

"Brighter than Dark Fantasy, and **** that you can dance to. It'll be a smarter album then Graduation. But that's all imma say right now."

So at about this time they said I had like two minutes left. So I gave Ye the letter we typed up and said "This is from the real fans" and he said he'll read it when he's not tired and touring, which seems to be "all the time" lol. So I gave them both the "Cool hug" and said thank you, and to give em hell during the show. They said "You know we will man".

And then I left. The lady asked me if I wanted to talk to Drake/ Big Sean. So I did. But that's a story for another thread....

In conclusion, positive energy from both of them. OH! and my mom got her WTT signed. It was the greatest 20 minutes of my life.

OH! And there's plans for more tour dates. Shout out to all of the non US KTT members.

PROOF:

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Living. So. Italian.

Ask him if he sits or stands when he wipes

This. The answer to this question could influence whether I am still a Ye fan.

Ask Yeezy the following:

What the **** is up with him and Drake.
When will he stop blowing his fans off. (still love him tho)
NIP music video?
Sweet Remix
Hows the new music

Offer him your virginity

Dont be annoying, please. Talk with him like a normal person.

Dont be annoying, please. Talk with him like a normal person.

this, but please please please ask about the GITD vid...I NEED CLOSURE

congratz, man!

i'd be excited if i was the guy kickin it with them...

Congrats 

LIVING SO ITALIAN PLEASE!!

Come back with pics

tell him we want the mullet back

this, but please please please ask about the GITD vid...I NEED CLOSURE

Come back with pics

also, get KTT out there mang

Dont be annoying, please. Talk with him like a normal person.

^

Don't bug him about releasing ****.